i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork
@NiallOfficial: the glamorous side of a show! Hahaha!
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
Chris Evans and Hayley Atwell at The First Avenger Premiere (2011) and at The Winter Soldier Premiere After-Party (2014)
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story
all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying
"I do think you should probably let me kiss you right about now. Which, to tell you the truth, is all I’ve really thought about since that day I saw you in that Betsy Ross getup."
"That is really kinky and weird."
"You don’t know the half of it."